The Premature Ejaculation Coach (ft. @AnthonyPadilla) – Mini-Mocks

The Premature Ejaculation Coach (ft. @AnthonyPadilla) – Mini-Mocks


– Men, if you’re hitting
eject before you connect, that’s where I come in. I’m Ron Chance, and
I teach breath work for premature ejaculators. Caused by stress,
shame, or spinal injury, premature ejaculation
has affected 100% of men at some
point in their lives. Collective edging is a
crucial part of the regimen. It’s one thing to
hold out on your own, but to look over and
see your brothers holding out next to you, that is a completely
transcendent experience. – Hi, my name is Cody, and
I’m a premature ejaculator. – [Group] Hi, Cody. – I personally have sex
with a fully-engorged penis for multiple half-hours at
a time, and you can too, with these simple breathing
and body control techniques. Suck the air in
through your sphincter. Now, how many of you have
ever touched your anus? Step one, constrict. Step two, tighten the anus. Men, we can do Kegels too. Step three, breathe out
through your urethra. Excellent. And if all else
fails, don’t worry. Just pump the brakes and
conjure images of roadkill. Good, now squeeze
your root chakra. (participant farting) Excellent. – I think I had an accident. – Thank you for your bravery. Everything must come! I release you! (group sighing) – Releasing’s not the problem. – In this practice, there is both a physical
strength training, as well as a mental
resistance training. Good, up, down, up. – Come on, Tim, make an effort. – Start peeing. (urine splashing) Then stop. That is your PC muscle. And when you get good enough, (urine splashing erratically) you can just keep going. Look.
(urine splashing erratically) All right, class, notice,
if you look closely. (urine splashing) Oh! In order to graduate
at the end of the week, each student must
demonstrate their mastery of masturbation in
front of their master. Yes, it’s hard work, and
the failure rate is high, but ultimately it’s not about the time you lie in connection. It’s about the quality
of the connection. Today I would like to honor Dan
for the biggest improvement. I dub thee, Sir 34 Seconds. Round of applause.
(group applauding) I can assure you, after
a seminar with me, it’ll take a long time before
you even want to come again. Thank you so much for watching
(upbeat music) that oddly weird piece of smut. My name’s Anthony Padilla. I’ll be here all week, and
I have a ton of other stuff that we made right over here, so make sure to
click all that shit. It’s just as good. Actually, I can promise
you it’s even better. And make sure you subscribe, please, for the love of God.

100 thoughts on “The Premature Ejaculation Coach (ft. @AnthonyPadilla) – Mini-Mocks

  1. it was an honor to come teach everything i’ve quickly come to learn about beating this mind blowing technique. an overwhelming sign of what’s to come 🍾

  2. First you sell your soul to the maid cafe,, once you hit that rock bottom there's nowhere else to go, now Comedy Central has your soul. 👌

  3. I need to attend this class it takes me 30 minutes before finishing, and it would be great to learn how to do it faster

  4. " in order to graduate at the end of the week each student must demonstrate their mastery of masturbation in front of their master "

  5. Yay!! Anthony returns to doing a few sketch videos, just like the good OL times!! This video has to be my weirdest favorite yet lol!!

  6. There's no cure for PE in me. I'm 19 & have had this problem since I first started dating. I have two advantages with it. I have a good size D & after my nut bust, it will bust at least one or two more times. The problem is my nut will bust three times in like 3 minutes. Feels good for me but that's not gonna get most females an orgasm.

    First thing I tried was pinching the head to prevent it from busting off. That didn't work & when she did that for me, it busted in her hands. Next thing was trying to prevent it alone screwing a fleshlight but even that was making it bust fast although not as fast as a real vagina. Then I tried edging which I really like most. That helps some but only when I'm doing it alone. I don't think anything is gonna work for a dude my age. I think maybe older dudes in late 20s will have better luck. I think a lot of it is age. I never heard of old men in 50s having PE. They end up with erectile dysfunction. I would rather have PE than that so I can at least get orgasms & feel the stuff come out.

  7. 0:35 Let's take this without context
    Also, this script sounds like something Bradon Yers would make….. that bread guy is not a good influence to Padildo
    1:56 I KNOW THIS WASN'T SCRIPTED AND HE ACTUALLY GOT PEE IN HIS HAND X"DDDDDDD THEY EVEN LAUGHED ON THE BACKGROUND

  8. Cheers for the Video! Apologies for the intrusion, I am interested in your opinion. Have you tried – Mackorny Ejaculation Remedy Blueprint (Sure I saw it on Google)? It is a great exclusive product for Curing Premature Ejaculation minus the normal expense. Ive heard some incredible things about it and my best friend Jordan after a lifetime of fighting got astronomical success with it.

  9. Alright fine comedy Central gets it money from somewhere else and YouTube a place for all creators to any NFSW vedios for free

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